Sex ToysLanternchikk asks "How about a vibrant and stimulating discussion on sex toys?" What do you use to get off, and has it ever gone wrong? And yes, we've heard that urban myth, thank you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:33)
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is that how old your dad would be, if he hadn't passed awayforcing your mother into a life of prostitution?
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"How was your day mum?""Well, I wept for hours while being fucked by strange men for cash and wishing it had been you that died instead of your father. How was your day, prick?"
"I spent your money on a novelty tee shirt making reference to a website, although I should make it clear that my life DEFINITELY does not revolve around that website."
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Ha! I love that you are so very not upset that you felt the need to take me off ignore!(, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:50, closed)
As long as you don't start talking about your shitty fucking pretend band againwe're all good
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 May 2012, 16:31,
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