Biggest Sexual RegretOur glorious leader Rob asks: Most of us have done it, right? You've seen a grown lady/man naked, right? What's your biggest regret connected to The Acts of Venus? "Your Mum" does not an answer make, but big fat lies about threesomes are welcome.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:34)
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getting a invite to pot the brown with the (now) ex mrs only to end up trying to ram it home up her dirtbox
and her saying "it hurts" whilst lying in the fetal position crying on the bed
kind of made me feel villanous and also cured me of that fantasy all in one go......
(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:28, 7 replies)
tears make the best lubricantdontcha know
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I think the word "Ram" is the key issue here*ease* is a far better word
It's worth it in the end (arf)
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Quantitative EasingIs the correct term for this I believe
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Depends on the kind of quantity you can supply...Insert banking-related jokes here: deposit, withdrawal, etc etc
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I would like to deposit my spam javelininto your high interest savings accunt.
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You have a way with words.In much the same way that Peter Sutcliffe had a way with hammers.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 14:44,
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haha(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 15:47, closed)
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