Mr wannabee pimp
I once worked for someone who insisted all his employees supported his local football club.
I had absolutely no interest in football, but had to comply with any vote or survey on them , if you didn't take part you could be disciplined.
(Brighton Albion if you must know)
He also vetoed any nestle product and would regularly inspect the fridge in the lunch room and would throw any offending item, often leaving his staff with no lunch..
He would only employ women ( there was once one man who didn't last the course)
At christmas he hosted a meal at local restaurant, a long term employee warned me he would be in 'pimp' mode.
Sure enough he turned up in a long coat with fur collar and a pimp hat and proceeded to hand out little baggies with small white tablets in them to everyone.
These were 'nux vomica'a homeopathic anti hangover remedies and he called everyone his 'ladies.
The guy was a first class monumental twat and his staff turnover was so quick the local job centre was sympathetic when you left there and signed back on
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 0:50, 2 replies)

Do some of your colleagues live on a diet of kit-kats?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 16:14, closed)

all female workplace, yep fridge usually full of chocolate
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 17:43, closed)