Shit BossesShit bosses are the bane of your working life, from their self-defeating penny pinching to their questionable personal hygiene to their outright delusions and paranoia. Tell us about about the petty tyrants and jokers under whose jackboot you've groaned.
(, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:55)
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Vote for me as poet laureate...Apparently, last night in a fugue of brandy and sleepiness and with a fog of my dear half's arse-miasma; I told her, following an inadvertent duvet shift that it smelt, firstly, like someone has wound an eagle in shit, and allowed it to fly around the room. I then followed this by advising that, furthermore, it smelt as though someone had sellotaped poo to a feral cat and thrown it at the wall.
If you vote for me as poet laureate, I'll be a twat to Simon Armitage and Kate Tempest.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 19:53, Reply)
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