Shit HolidaysCamping on a dried-up river bed, we discovered when it rained during the night and half of our equipment and clothes were already most of the way to the Irish Sea why you shouldn't camp on a dried-up riverbed. Tell us about crappy holidays.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 15 Aug 2014, 10:32)
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And vampires.And gypsies.
And orphanages that are like Victorian zoos were.
"For only 1 American Dollar you can beat this orphan TO DEATH! Sir. Nobody will know. Nobody will CARE! 200 American Dollars and you can lock the doors and burn orphanage to the ground. Only 5 American Dollars for popcorn and marshmallows and 10 American Dollars for beers while you sit back and watch. And while you do that, for only 3 American Dollars more, this beautiful 18 year old virgin will give you the best blow-job of your life. GUARANTEED! If you don't like, for 5 American Dollars more you can borrow Nagant pistol and shoot her IN FACE! Or for 10 American Dollars watch her being eaten by wolves.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 20 Aug 2014, 1:05,
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