Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Lots of Pooo !A mate of mine once had such a HUGE night out on the piss whilst in Sydney over Xmas, that when we awoke in the morning he was lying face down on his bed, with no trousers or jocks on, and shit smudged between both cheeks. He had shit all over his hand. We followed the trail of shit across his bedroom floor, into the kitchen and up to the fridge, which of course had taken the full treatment of runny shit inside. What a fucking mess it was. He did'nt half make a funny face clearing it up - we even took photos of it just in case he ever became famous, and/or rich. Oh how we laughed as we bribed him once he became a famous professional footballer !!!
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 8:48, Reply)
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