Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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more poooh, and
a) eating treacle toffee nearly always gives me "blue poo"
b) ex girlfriend in bed, who tried to sneak out a sly fart whilst i was in a drunked coma, only to shit the bed
c) another ex girlfriend who went into a pub toilet after one too many shandies, only to have a crap, then discover there was no paper to wipe her botty with, so she did the only reasonable thing, ripped down the toilets net curtain and used that
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 8:58, Reply)
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