Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Stubborn Radioactive Turd ...A mate of mine at Uni had something wrong with his throat, which had been giving him greif for ages.
He had been booked into the hospital to get it checked out. He had to drink Barium or something like that so that he could get an X-ray of the contour of his throat.
The next day he took a shit as usual in the toilet, only that his shit was laced with the radioactive substance he drank for the hospital.
Shit shit soon lost its shades of brown and left a gray turd that was welded to the bottom of the toilet pan for about 2 weeks ...
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:52, Reply)
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