Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Ants in pantsWhen I was 12 me, my parents and my aunt went on holiday to the south of France. Driving down, we stopped to eat some brekkie at a rest-stop in the middle of no-where. I needed a dump, and as there were no loos I went into the trees and squatted down. I did notice that the earth was rather damp and there were lots of flies and stuff, but what the hell. Crimped one off, wiped, pulled shorts back up.
Then spent the next several hundred miles trying to pull out all the insects (without my aunt noticing) that had crawled into my pants.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 12:21, Reply)
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