Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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One's a story...Number 1:
Right, at work we have got 3 cubicles and it was the Christmas party pre-bash of drinking before going out.
I was sitting in the left one, Managing Director in the middle and Ollie went on the right after the MD closed the door.
I let of a bit of a fart and pooped a fat one which stank, and my MD tutted...then quick as a flash Ollie shouts.
"An now...in STEREO!"
And does the loudest, stinkiest fart followed by loads of bum cigars falling out his arse sploshing all the way with added knucnkle biting sounds and parps.
"Ah...Neptune's kiss..." He said after as the boss ran out the toilets feeling sick from the smell! *Neptune's kiss is the water that spashes up your jaxie after.
Lets just say the MD gave Ollie dirty looks for about 5 months after!
Cheers
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:03,
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