More poos
When I was about 8 or 9 I did a completely green poo. Vivid green, not any of your spinach-based poo nonsense. It was as a result of a whole load of peppermint creams from a church fete, I think, which were a nice green colour too.

Fast forward to my 20th birthday. The night before I spent at a friend's house, watching the last film of my teenage years (Evil Dead II) and eating a particularly tasty curry. Out clubbing on my birthday, all is well. On the way back from club to house, start feeling a little ripe - maybe that curry wasn't so great. A little further, experience what I can only describe as a squishy fart - realise what's occuring. Get to his flat and empty out - sadly the bathroom in his flat opened out onto his livingroom so all the people we were out with could experience the stench. Make my excuses and get back to my place, and spend the following 24 hours dashing to the bog.

The consistency was like corn flakes in faecal milk. Definitely the worst.

My only other poo story was getting arseholed on free champagne and wine at a certain media industry 'thing' and instead of getting to meet a hero I emptied my innards (both ends) on the floor in the gents. Nice.
( Irregular Shed is trying to remember what it is he does, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:15, Reply)