Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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oh dear oh dear...I remember on one ocassion a kid (happened to my sister a few times) when I was round my grandparents in wales and i just could get the shitty bastard out so my nan had to shove soap up me bum...worked a treat!
Weird thing is, when i was about 8ish many years later when we were staying in wales again
and my sister being the bully she was/is, somehow forced me to eat a big chunk of soap causing me to blow bubbles all night (this is 100% true, with the ablout of water i drank to get rid of the taste, when they wernt poing in my mouth they came from my nose as i snored!)
and on the journy back in a service station when i farted and a soppy bullet flew out so fast it clattered in to toilet.
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:34,
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