Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I wasn't actually there ...... but I'm going to tell you anyway. My bloke and 4 other blokes went to South Africa for a few days' holiday. For reasons I can't reveal, they got into the Virgin first-class lounge although they weren't flying first-class.
Whilst waiting in the lounge they had a farting contest. One of the blokes (a copper in the Met) followed through in a quite spectacular fashion. So he went to the gents, removed his soiled pants, and, at a loss as to where to put them, stuffed them into the toilet roll dispenser, leaving an odorous surprise for the next (hopefully genuine) first-class passenger.
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Safetyfox, Thu 6 May 2004, 13:35,
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