Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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red cheeks, brown legsAfter a physical education lesson, a guy in my year had a serious bout of the shits. So, being either very brave or very stupid, he wrapped a towel around himself and tiptoed to the lavs down the other end of the school main corridor. There, he began a mammoth squits session. However, half way through, tne bell went for lunch and the whole school evacuated into the corridor.
Panic.
He got up, threw the door open and ran, full-pelt down the corridor hoping to make it back to the changing room before anyone saw him.
He lost his towel, ran nekkid and shat all the way up the corridor in full view of almost everyone in the school. On top of that, he ran into the PE teacher's office to find Mrs Parsons there instead of Mr Pavey.
Funnily enough, he didn't show for a couple of weeks after that.
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emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Thu 6 May 2004, 14:18,
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