Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Not exactly shit based, but seemed to fit the questionWhen I was at school, my dad always managed to get free sweets and chocolates from a friendly corner shop owner. He collected a mass of sweet goodies for me to enjoy. One sunday I managed to chomp through six packets of blackberry Hubba Bubba bubblegum. On the next Monday morning in my maths class i let out an enormous (and thankfully quiet) fart. Moments later the kid behind me said,
'Anyone smell blackcurrant?'
The whole classroom stunk of ribena. The teacher then spent the rest of the class looking for the kid eating blackcurrant sweets.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 14:42, Reply)
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