Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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An old work colleague insisted this was trueHe lived in a truly vile all-male student house where many foul pranks were played. One game was called "Find the Turd". It involved one member of the house hiding one of their turds in the house and the house members having to find it over a period of time.
The ultimate winner was the guy who scooped out the contents of the family sized Flora margarine tub in the fridge, deposited his turd, and replaced the marge and put it back in the fridge. Suffice to say no-one found the turd for weeks until the marge started to go brown as the tub got used.
I think this was the last time they played "Find the Turd"...
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 15:15, Reply)
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