Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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oo..oo..oo..oo..oo..ooAfter two days of need at last years Reading Festival, i finally gave in and marched to the dump shack to relieve my aching bowels.
After taking a full 20 mins to summon the courage to open my sphyncter, i reliquished power of attourney to mother nature and proceeded to give birth to a 17" monster......
As we all know, festival toilets are a little full after 3 days of beer/acid/dog burger tomfoolery, so i had to stand up on the toilet to let gravity cut the cord (so to speak....), anyway, there was a half in / half out situation and then someone opened the door, and i was stoned, and i started laughing, and they didn't understand, and it was all bad....
God bless Stoner logic!!!!
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The Armchair Vandal, Thu 6 May 2004, 15:15,
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