Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Art poo / Nag poo2 stories -
Whilst an art studend, I did one of those massive, unshiftable turds. That's when I discovered the long-distance slicing properties of the long handled paint brushes (not the bristled end, of course, that would be disgusting)
After getting horribly drunk in town with my sister one Christmas (on Guinness), I staggered home and belatedly decided to phone my gf and explain why I had failed to meet her as I had apparently arranged. She launched into a marathon moaning session, but I was so pissed I simply slumped by the phone (which is in a communal hall), and proceeded to ruin a brand new pair of 501s, before eventually realising my plight and ending the call. Ah, Christmas...
This is the funniest thread I've read, by the way. Good job the office is empty...
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 16:34, Reply)
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