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I once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.

(, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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what the hell is that?
first time i was at reading festival. I did well not to shit for the whole five days, except for one instant.

i felt one was coming and nothing was going to stop it. so i went in one of the portaloos, dropped my pants, and began. trouble was, ntohing was comng out. I thought while i was there, I may as well make the most of it, so i forced with all my might to produce something which to this day remains a mystery. It didn't resemble shit in any way or form, it was just strip of maybe 2cm long of pale green paste.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 16:38, Reply)

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