Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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impressing girlswalking home from school, aged about 14, me and two mates were proud to parade in front of these two girls that had taken a liking to our cheeky scamp knock-a-bout ways. in a bid to impress them, my two mates started punching each other, getting each other in headlocks and the like. then it got a bit rough and turned into a full on grapple with them both rolling around slapping each other on the floor. only after they'd rolled about 15 meters down a grassy slope, and stood up with smiles that said "i bet you fancy us now we've shown how hard we are eh girls?" did it emerge that they were both plastered head-to-toe in dog shit. the air was chocolatey that day. as far as i am aware, they are both still virgins.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 16:40, Reply)
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