Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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This WASN"T meA girl I knew was in some shoddy London uni halls, and it was the end of term. She laid out all her clothes on the bed ready to pack them away, and went off with her mates.
When she came back her whole room was covered in shit.
Literally, every surface peppered with ground crap. This of course included ALL of her clothes, laid on the bed. A locked door, locked windows, no loo - and no idea what happened. *Slightly* upset, she got the halls manager in.
Turned out some bloke in the room above her had been shitting in the sink for the whole year, backed up the system, and it all came whooshing out of her sink on the last day. Poor cow.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 16:48, Reply)
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