Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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The PhantomA colleague of mine used to ride a motorbike back to his remote house after nightshifts. One night, as was his wont, he stopped in a small village for a fag break while sitting on a wall. As he was taking his first puff, lights flashed on all around him, torches shone in his eyes and large men appeared from nowhere to grab him. Apparently the settlement was haunted by a phantom crapper who kept leaving his ... ahem ... mark on people's doorsteps at night. The local polis had laid a trap for him/her and proceeded to enthusiastically interrogate my colleague. To this day he refuses to admit he was the Phantom Crapper, which I think is unsporting.
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 6 May 2004, 18:14,
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