Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Go prepared.Ingredients:
1) Small carton of apple juice.
2) Some peanut butter.
Instructions:
Wait until someone is in the lock-in next to you and proceed to squirt the apple juice (using the 'ickle straw) under the partition. When your neighbour is fully horrified, put a blob of peanut butter on a few sheets of bog roll, drop it on the floor, then scoot it under the partition with your shoe.
Works a treat!
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 6 May 2004, 18:23,
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