Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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ShitsueyA ginger I used to know at college had a bit of a shit problem during a maths lesson. He put his had up to ask the teacher "Can I go to the loo miss" she replied. "No can't you wait till the end of the lesson" she was a bit of a bitch, even for a teacher. Then he said "No I can't miss I have already done it" He ran out of the class and for the rest of the day walked around with the shitty pants in his pocket. He wasn't "Officially" retarded either. Everyone then called him shitsuey. It continues to this day.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 20:01, Reply)
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