Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Swimming Poo-lWoo and yay for bad puns...ahem
Yeah anyways at the grand old age of 6 it was a fine and dandy idea of my parents to send me to swimming lessons. So swim away we did, us little barely potty trained ones.
One day, to our petite bemusement, we were all rushed out of the pool, along with everyone else. Turned out the lifeguards thought they had seen a drowned baby in the corner of the pool. So in they went with nets and swimmers.
How we chortled when the lifeguards fished a large turd out of the water. This was no normal turd, this was a big old baby sized turd.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 20:29, Reply)
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