Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Bedroom poopWent out drinking with some of my housemates from uni a few months back, we had a few too many and came back to our halls. One of them went for a shower to try and clear his head, he then walked out 5 minutes later, butt naked, went into his room, passed out on his floor and shit all over it. He then proceeded to roll around in it. A few hours later, he woke up and just left. He went back to his parents house and we havent seen him since. He didnt even clean it up, just left it all over the floor stinking the entire flat out. Which was nice.
Got my own back though, instead of helping him while he was soiling himself, we got the digital camera and took a few shots (which he still dosent know about) :D
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 21:09, Reply)
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