Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Mars BarI remember when I was a wee nipper, we had a down syndrome lad who always used to ride around the village on his pushbike, who we rather fondly dubbed "Spaggy Richard".
Unfortunately for him, he was gullible as ducks, so when my friend told him that the dogshit that was under a car tyre was a mars bar, he picked it up and started chewing on it while "Mmmmmm"-ing loudly.
Good old Spaggy Richard.
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 21:16, Reply)
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