Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Again when I was little...it was one of the first times I had used a toilet instead of a potty. I needed a wee and, as little kids do, I pulled my trousers and pants down all the way down to my ankles but stood up. Anyway I started to pee when all of a sudden I felt my trousers move. I thought nothing of it and carried on. They moved again. I looked over my shoulder and realised that I had pooed without realising. The poo and fell and landed neatly into my pants. We didn't have Kandoo in them days...
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 21:44, Reply)
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