Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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curiosityonce, when i was about five, i was in the toilets in school, washing my hands post slash. one of the other boys came in, who was from pakistan i believe. we shall call him mitul, because i can't remember his name. i began to wonder, and eventually decided to satisfy my curiosity.
"Mitul, you know how you have brown skin...."
"yeah"
"does that mean your poo is white?"
i can't remember his response, but it was a perfectly innocent enquiry, coz i assumed that perhaps skin colour and poo colour were somehow linked.......
(, Thu 6 May 2004, 22:14, Reply)
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