Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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This thread is self-fulfilling.I have been desperate for a visit to the croucher for about two hours but just couldn't tear myself away from this thread. Eventually it became clear that if I didn't go RIGHT NOW and I read just one more really funny story I was going to be able to write the most up-to-date pooing myself story in the thread. Shame my GF isn't on hand. she gives people Barium Meals as part of her job and could probably fill an entire page with unpleasant hospital / poo related anecdotes...
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A Lurker jacked up on B3ta on, Thu 6 May 2004, 23:43,
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