Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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This isn't particularly disgusting,but way back in '91 when I canoed the Yukon, we camped in the wilderness with no toilet for miles around. That's when we found out why we had to take a trowel each on the trip.
Ever wiped your arse with grass? It's horrid.
It got to the point where just to be nasty, we'd throw the trowel back into camp yelling "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt!" as loudly as possible.
It was really bad for all of us though when we all got the shits from not boiling the river water properly.....ew!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 7 May 2004, 0:10,
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