Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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I HAVE HOLD OF YOUR WINDPIPE LET GO OFF THE POOSixth form, another boring day
Lad called Leek, hides a guy called Furlong's Bag, Furlong in turn hides Leeks coat and accidentally rips it.
Leek Is FURIOUS and storms off into the cold winters day.
He later returns with a frozen dog turd found in the field, and promptly puts it on the radiator to defrost.
3 Hours Later
Cue face off between Leek And FURLONG,
they started wrestling each other with leek on the ground, shit everywhere with furlong shouting,
"I HAVE HOLD OF YOUR WINDPIPE LET GO OFF THE POO"
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dantl, Fri 7 May 2004, 11:56,
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