Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Punish those you don't like.If you have the opportunity to use the toilet in the establishment of someone or something that you have a dislike for and the toilet has an accessible low level cistern, you may wish to remove the cistern lid, your trousers and underwear and then precariously balance over the open cistern. Evacute your bowels in to the cistern... trousers up.. lid back on..and off you go.
If you are lucky your turd will remain undiscoverd in the cistern long enough for it to become enmeshed in the mechnics of the flushing system.
Unfortunately most hotels don't give you access to the cistern.. I think they may be wise to this.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 11:59, Reply)
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