Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Crazy old lady poo.My neighbor was a senile 80 year old woman. For about two years before her family decided to move her, she would take a poo anywhere she pleased. This included the planters on her porch, which she would throw in our lawn, grocery bags, also thrown in our lawn, and a few times she actually walked across the street and did her duty on the lawn, walking back to her house with her pants around her ankles. My father always retaliated with throwing the planters/bags filled with poo up onto her roof. If you complained to her about what she was doing she would tell you her husband (who had died about 19 years before) was a sheriff, and she'd "call the law" on us.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 15:17, Reply)
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