Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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EngagedI remember my brothers engagement party a few years ago. He was getting engaged to a girl from a frightfully well-to-do family but despite their best efforts we managed to arrange the party for the local Irish Club.
All went well until he staggered into the ladies loo towards the end of the night (signs in Irish did not help), plopped himself down but alas no further plop!
Unfortunately he had one cheek of his arse on the wrong side of the seat and the other on some boxed-off pipework. Would not have been so bad if he hadn't wanted to show off his work to all and sundry. They never did get married.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 16:14, Reply)
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