Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Virgin Trains and ElderlyTurdsA slightly shocking experience recently, taking one of those new fancy Virgin trains (with the plug sockets under the seats) from Exeter up to Birmingham with my team leader.
Went to the toilet, about an hour outside of Brum, and upon pressing the 'open' button, was greeted with the sight of an elderly woman leaping to her feet, knickers around her ankles, old lady pubes showing, with a half-formed log sticking out of her arse... which then fell onto her knickers.
I turned, freaked and went back to my seat to relay the hilarious tale to my team leader, whereupon we both starting pissing ourselves with laughter, only to be joined by the old lady herself a few minutes later, who was sat on the seat in front of us.
That'll never leave me, that.
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mattl has moved to boston, Fri 7 May 2004, 17:07,
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