Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Shitball.I've a mate who said he once farted and literally thought he'd blown a hole in his back pocket as he felt what he thought was a pound coin fall down the back of his leg. Shaking his trouser leg he waited for the nugget to roll out, only to discover it was a nugget like no other. A perfectly formed round piece of shite. He and a friend then allegedly played footie with it all the way to the pub.
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Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Fri 7 May 2004, 20:13,
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