Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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School Urban LegendDuring the 5th Year, a story went around about a boy who aparently had be molested in the toilets (in an all boys school). We must have spent hours trying to work out who the alleged victim was and who the culprit might have been.
Years later, after meeting several of our old teachers in the pub and all getting VERY legless the mystery was finally revealed:
The kid had aparently shit himself during a lesson, managed to hide the stench until breaktime and then do a bunk and run home. Once there and having disposed of the 'evidence' he told his mum that the reason he was home early (obviously after running home crying all the way) was because he'd been 'interfered' with by one of the bigger boys in the toilet.
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 7 May 2004, 20:42,
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