Shit StoriesI once ate four Kendal Mint Cakes and did a white shit. My old school friend Roger had to outdo me. He claimed to have done a "blue bubbling turd" after eating six packets of blackcurrant Chewits. We want to hear your stories of poo, from crapping yourself at your sisters wedding to shitting the bed during sex. Go on - be filthy.
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rob, Wed 5 May 2004, 22:24)
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Literary referenceOK, this is the last one, I promise. In Martin Amis' novel "Success", the hero is sitting in the traps at work and describes the noise of the co-crapper in the next cubicle as being like "someone pouring a sack of melons down a well". Very evocative.
(, Fri 7 May 2004, 22:09, Reply)
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