Three is the magic number
There are many versions of a fabled 'Triple Crown'. Some involve booze, some involve sleeping with girls and other generations of her family. My own involves poo.

A Saturday night, two years ago, and Son #2 was overdue, so a night of sex and curry hurried the little blighter along. Quite a bit in fact, as a few hours later we were down the hospital and every time Lady St.Roker pushed, she hurled barely digested curry down my chest. Out he popped, and promptly pissed down my right arm.

I handed him back to nursey and while everyone did their tests or started putting stitches where you don't want them, I noticed a long snake of black rubber that had appeared on my left arm. I marvelled at it a while, picking at it, making shapes with it, pulling it off and putting it back on to see how it stuck to the hairs. At no point did I even consider that my shiney new son had shat all down my arm. That came later when a very nice nurse asked me to stop trying to stick it to the wall. Covered in puke, piss, and poo at the same time, now that's a Triple Crown.


Epi-log Part 1: He's just started potty training and has a younger sister. When he pinched his first one off, she picked it out of the potty, shook the wee off, and held it up to show me. Alas, no one was sick on her and she has to make do with the Double.

Epi-log Part 2: M'Lady's birthday yesterday, so took her to a posh hotel for afternoon tea. Sitting on the balcony, all very civilised until my little scatophile decided he needed a crap. He didn't feel the need to tell anyone about it, or even find a toilet for that matter, but simply dropped his Lightening McQueen pants, pushed his arse up against the railings and let one drop down, down, down, onto the bar area below. Oh how we ran.

That trumps when he pulled them down in Boots for a pee over the Lynx deodorants.

He's ace.
(Hampton St.Roker (has probably had your mum), Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:21, 5 replies)

Merconium!!!
It's greenish black and it's revolting.

But once hardened, it becomes unbreakable, Robocop and the Titanic were made from it.

FACT.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:27, closed)

*snigger*
Epi-log.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 15:40, closed)

Beautiful
I've come to QOTW for a break from a complex problem that's bugging me. Your answer has had me crying with laughter as I head back to the grindstone....
(uncle whippity, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:11, closed)

Fan-
fucking-tastic! clickety-click!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 30 Mar 2008, 23:04, closed)

8`D
Awesome kid!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:13, closed)