A guy at college
A nice guy but would go on epic EPIC benders he would get himself into terrible drunken states then carry on drinking for a day or two. One such day he was in a bar

"I need a shit" he slurred and shambled off to the bogs. I have to guess what he did next because I wasn't there (thank God)

Drunk bastard goes into cubicle drops trousers and pants, throws up into trousers & pants, thinks 'oh dear', pulls up pants & trousers then shits himself. Then, and this is the clincher, goes back into the bar to finish his pint!! On his own as it happens because everyone else leaves.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 16:57, 3 replies)

you gotta hate 'em
those damn fuckers from collage, if they aren't vomiting or shitting in their trousers they are made up of little bits of coloured paper, the bastards, complete and utter bastards.
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:25, closed)

^^ hehe
I'm always too slow off the mark.....
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 17:35, closed)

heh
oops Dyslexia rulz ko!!
edited ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 11:57, closed)