Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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Smellycold and stupid bus ride back from the amazon jungle in bolivia via the Death road of Coroico, firstly within
the city limits of Rurre the bus broke down and required all of the
passengers to disembark and help push the relic from the 1940's.
This was to happen five more times including a fun one at 4.30 in
the morning. Fortunately I was awake because the fucking french
twat family in front of me, the family of 4 got on a bus ridden with bags and sleeping kids in the aisles, chickens in boxes and the snoring of poor and tired bolivians trying to make a crust. Their 14 yr old boy decided he needed to
take a dump at 4am so his french whining drifted into my seat directly behind him, soon followed by a farting noise and subsequent stench that awoke the slumbering passengers in the back half of the bus. I decided to peek between the seats and was presented with the following sight. French dad held a plastic bag whilst he squirted the
most vile smelling liquid into the bag and in doing so filled the
entire cabin with his stench. I was directly behind the little cunt
and also had the bonus of sound effects to boot. Then the kicker
was when he had finished he stood up and his dad proceeded to wipe his arse as he complained in gallic, then the cheese eating cunt tied off the stinking, warm bag and placed it under the seat at my feet, the bolivians sharing the back seat looked at one another wondering why this stench act didn't do what everyone else did and ask the driver to stop whilst they evacuated their bowels and finally the dad realized the folly of his ways picked up the bag and turfed its turd liquid into the jungle ranges to pollute another pristine landscape.. Some people should not be allowed on buses methinks. I haven't liked the french since, dirty fuckers...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 10:11, 1 reply)
WHYhave you written it all in italics, with some of the weirdest paragraphing I've ever seen?
I can't even read it - it hurts my eyes.
I wish there was a 'I Hate This' button.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 10:22, closed)
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