Shit Stories: Part Number TwoAs a regular service to our readers, we've been re-opening old questions.
Once again, we want to hear your stories of shit, poo and number twos. Go on - be filthier than last time.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 14:57)
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'Turd' Class Carriagenews.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6089042.stm
Don't know if anyone remembers this guy, but we certainly do. Imagine the horror of walking through a train to be confronted by a scene of abject horror. He'd taken what could only have been a monumental dump, then, using his hands, smeered it over seats, windows, doors.etc. It was even dripping from the light fixings.
The cleaners back at the depot were waiting for me dressed as a CSI fan convention, complete with portable respirators.
Just don't eat or drink anything that's made contact with a train seat...
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HSDriver was probably still at work on, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:26,
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bloody beeb!Now of all things this story should have had pictures in it.
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