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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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I used to shoplift loads,
even got arrrested for it once.

But one of my finest thefts has got to be the seat off a train. I don't know why i took it, but i was bored so i thought i may as well.

This was on the train to school in the morning, so i must have been spotted as when i was on my way home i saw a bunch of transport cops in the station asking all the school kids questions about it.

I snuck away and got the bus instead.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:30, Reply)

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