ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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One day,i was on my way to the shop and a mate, who had detention so couldn't join me, asked me to nick him something while i was there.
So i nicked him a nice shiny 13 amp plug.
He didn't like it, the ungrateful sod, so we left it lying on a wall somewhere. When we walked past it again about half an hour later, some fucker had stole it!
Honestly, who'd steal a plug from somebody's wall? I despair sometimes, i really do.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:35, Reply)
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