ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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I'm ConstantlyNicking things from the corner shop I work in.
Generally wee things - the odd chocolate bar, a bag of crisps etc....
Last thing I nicked was two packets of those milkshake straw things - you know the ones? Milkshake powder inside a straw, saves you stirring?
Anyway, got them home, opened one - it was absolutely smegging disgusting.
To be fair, I do work in there 8 hours straight and they *did* tell me to help myself to anything bar the alchohol.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:00, Reply)
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