ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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CleaningWent to a pub that had 2 rooms, and a bar in each. We were in the back room, the other patrons were in the front room merrily getting served. Mate decides that, seeing as no bar staff were at our bar, he wants a free pint.
And so he leans over the bar and does the dutiful.
First thing he noticed was the head was a bit frothy, then upon drinking it he discovered that the pint was mostly cleaning fluid.
At that point, the bar staff came through and laughed at him, having seen him pour his pint.
Good times
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