ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Stealing porn and then selling it at school isn't theft...its a service to society. What would happen if all those hormone-charged teenage boys were denied such an important outlet for their pent-up frustration? It doesn't bear thinking about.
You should be proud of yourself.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:07,
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