ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Porn.Newsagents used to and may still ;-) get papers delivered to them dead early in the morning. Bundled in with these newspapers you could often find artistic booklets.
I used to make special trips with a mate to do this and we frequently came home before breakfast laden with porn.
If you timed it right you could drink a stolen pint of milk or orange juice on the way.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:38, Reply)
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