ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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accidental shop liftDuring those crazzzzy 90's my brother and his mate used to pop in the highly secure local Woolies (no cameras or security guard)they would steel cover discs off Amiga magazines, this then led to just knicking the whole mag, then it turned in to a compition as to who could nick the largest thing, this being a large board game and folding chair.
Any way during their kleptomania I would go off and read the Judge Dredd graphic novels, I would wander around reading it, then when finished I would put the now soiled by my grubby hands book back on the shelf.
During one of these reading sessions I wandered out side to talk to a passing mate, after finishing our convasation I looked down and realised I still had the book in my thieving mitts so I just fucked off and still have it to this very day.
Length... you'll never know because you can't catch me copper and fuck off I can't spell!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:40, 3 replies)
It's a pity you didn't steal a spell checker and a dictonary!;)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:54, closed)
@ LargedonerA spell checker or Dictonary?
Speaks for itself really, doesn't it?!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:47, closed)
Meh.....I will accept all the abuse that's thrown at me for that schoolboy error!
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 13:14, closed)
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